Trades: every MSTP Dynasty trade, graded then and now

Anish bid $0 for Jaleel McLaughlin and faced zero competition getting him, then cut Darius Slayton to do it anyway, torching a 29-year-old receiver for a running back he could have had for free without touching his roster at all. Nobody made him drop anything. That is self-inflicted stupidity with no witnesses required.

Brandon paid $20 for Tanner McKee, a 26-year-old backup FantasyCalc values at 972, to beat Peter's $1 and Ethan's $0, a 19 overpay in an auction where the next bidder basically sat it out. He dropped Gardner Minshew, a 30-year-old FantasyCalc does not even bother ranking, to do it. Ethan wrote the waiver rules and still bid $0 on his own backup quarterback market, which is the commissioner equivalent of losing at your own game.

Carlos bid $0 on Corey Kiner and still beat Justin's $0, a pissing contest decided by whoever blinked last, and he had nothing invested either way.

Peter cut Tez Johnson, a 24-year-old FantasyCalc still values at 204, for CJ Daniels, a man FantasyCalc does not value at all, and paid nothing for the privilege of getting worse. Njigba's in Paris keeps burning its own furniture to stay warm, and Peter keeps lighting the match.

Justin bid $0 on Brandin Cooks, a 33-year-old wideout FantasyCalc still bothers to value at 50, and nobody else wanted him either. That is the fantasy equivalent of winning a staring contest against an empty room. Shough and Fhough, indeed.