Week 6 Recap
Alex Went 0-9 and Got Fucked by Matthew, Who Started a Zero
In AD 9, Publius Quinctilius Varus marched three Roman legions into the Teutoburg Forest on the word of Arminius, a German chieftain he trusted completely. Arminius had spent months planning the ambush, and over three days of rain and mud the legions were cut apart in the trees until almost nobody came home. When the news reached Rome, Augustus is said to have beaten his head against a door and screamed for Varus to give him back his legions. Alex lost to Matthew.
Alex started Sam LaPorta on a bye, then filled his FLEX spots with David Montgomery and Kyle Monangai, and neither of them played. Varus at least marched his men into the forest; Alex sent his into a lineup they never showed up for. Bijan Robinson, his 1.03, scored 7.3. Alex finished with 103.9, the lowest score in the league, and went 0-9 in the all-play. Varus had a traitor who plotted against him for months. Alex had a bye schedule that was printed before the season started, and he could not be bothered to read it. Unarmed.