Week 72026 season
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Pulling the roster from Sleeper.
Checking the rap sheet.
Pricing every player on FantasyCalc.
Anish
Anish ranks 6th in value and 9th in the standings at 1-3, with three unranked players FantasyCalc won't even bother grading.
Week 6
Anish bid $0 for Jaleel McLaughlin and faced zero competition getting him, then cut Darius Slayton to do it anyway, torching a 29-year-old receiver for a running back he could have had for free without touching his roster at all. Nobody made him drop anything. That is self-inflicted stupidity with no witnesses required.
| Slot | Value |
|---|---|
| QBBo NixQB · DEN · age 26 | 3,168 |
| QBMalik WillisQB · MIA |
| What | Damage | |
|---|---|---|
| BenchLeft 46.2 points on the bench | 46.16 pts | |
Anish left 46.2 points on his bench despite scoring 141.46, which means he won the week against himself and nobody else. | ||
| BenchLeft 44.8 points on the bench | ||
| Pick | Player | Vs FantasyCalc | Value | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1.06 | WRJa'Marr ChaseCIN | 8,513 | ||
Ja'Marr Chase, the most valuable receiver alive, lasted until 1.06, and Anish will spend the whole year calling other men's cowardice a read. | ||||
| 1,775 |
| RBBucky IrvingRB · TB · age 24 | 3,678 |
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| RBJavonte WilliamsRB · DAL · age 26 | 3,676 |
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| WRJa'Marr ChaseWR · CIN · age 26 | 8,513 |
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| WRChris OlaveWR · NO · age 26 | 5,075 |
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| WRMatthew GoldenWR · GB · age 23 | 3,455 |
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| TEDallas GoedertTE · PHI · age 31 | 1,565 |
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| FLEXMalik WashingtonWR · MIA · age 25 | 1,228 |
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| FLEXJaylin NoelWR · HOU · age 24 | 1,136 |
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| FLEXDarren WallerTE · CAR · age 34 | 927 |
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Starters34,196 value · average age 26.5
6th of 10 · 33 ranked, 3 unranked
Bars: share of the best room in the league at that position.
| Pos | Value |
|---|---|
| QBJustin HerbertLAC · age 28 | 3,640 |
| RBOmarion HamptonLAC · age 23 | 3,164 |
| RBMarShawn LloydGB · age 25 | 1,247 |
| RBRico DowdlePIT · age 28 | 1,217 |
| RBKeaton MitchellLAC · age 24 | 1,084 |
| RBDylan SampsonIRCLE · age 22 | 1,019 |
| RBKendre MillerNO · age 24 | 913 |
| RBJaleel McLaughlinCLE · age 26 | 581 |
| RBGeorge HolaniSEA · age 26 | 338 |
| RBSione VakiDET · age 25 | 241 |
| RBEli HeidenreichOutPIT · age 23 | 130 |
| RBDevin SingletaryNYG · age 29 | Unranked |
| WRJordyn TysonIRNO · age 22 | 3,022 |
| WRAntonio WilliamsWAS · age 22 | 1,582 |
| WRMalachi FieldsNYG · age 23 | 1,309 |
| WRJakobi MeyersJAX · age 29 | 1,178 |
| WRJack BechIRLV · age 23 | 366 |
| TEKenyon SadiqNYJ · age 21 | 2,330 |
| TETerrance FergusonIRLAR · age 23 | 1,418 |
| TEDaniel BellingerTEN · age 26 | 21 |
Bench24,800 value · average age 24.6
| 44.80 pts |
Anish scored 167.68 in week 3, lost the game, and had 44.8 points watching from the bench the entire time. |
| ZeroStarted Darren Waller, who played and scored 0 | 0.00 pts |
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Anish trotted out Darren Waller at FLEX and got a zero for his trouble, a tight end in name only. |
| ZeroStarted Kenyon Sadiq, who played and scored 0 | 0.00 pts |
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Anish started Kenyon Sadiq in week 4 and got zero from his tight end, which at least matches the effort of starting him. |
Waivers, Oct 18 · Week 6
Anish bid $0 for Jaleel McLaughlin and faced zero competition getting him, then cut Darius Slayton to do it anyway, torching a 29-year-old receiver for a running back he could have had for free without touching his roster at all. Nobody made him drop anything. That is self-inflicted stupidity with no witnesses required.
Pick 21.05 · Round 21
Pick 21.05: Anish took Malik Washington (WR). FantasyCalc rank 194, about right.
Pick 22.06 · Round 22
Pick 22.06: Anish took Jaylin Noel (WR). FantasyCalc rank 211, about right.
Pick 23.05 · Round 23
Pick 23.05: Anish took Jack Bech (WR). FantasyCalc rank 215, about right.
Pick 24.06 · Round 24
Pick 24.06: Anish took Tank Dell (WR). FantasyCalc rank 219, about right.
Pick 25.05 · Round 25
Pick 25.05: Anish took Dylan Sampson (RB). FantasyCalc rank 225, about right.
Pick 26.06 · Round 26
Pick 26.06: Anish took Chris Brazzell (WR). FantasyCalc rank 243, about right.
Pick 27.05 · Round 27
Pick 27.05: Anish took Darren Waller (TE). FantasyCalc rank 218, about right.
| QBJustin HerbertLAC |
| Reach, taken 15 spots ahead of FantasyCalc |
| 3,640 |
Anish reached 15 spots for Justin Herbert at 2.05 and let Amon-Ra St. Brown go to Devante one pick later, the single most expensive case of nerves in this draft. |
| 3.05 | RBOmarion HamptonLAC | 3,164 |
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Omarion Hampton at 3.05 made it five running backs in a row, and Anish walked into the middle of a stampede thinking he picked the direction. |
| 4.06 | WRChris OlaveNO | 5,075 |
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A steal of 5 on Chris Olave at 4.06, Anish's second receiver, which landed in his lap only because everyone ahead of him was busy ignoring Patrick Mahomes too. |
| 5.05 | QBBo NixDEN | 3,168 |
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Bo Nix at 5.05 is Anish's second quarterback and the closest he has come to a good idea: fair value, QB13, and nobody else in the room wanted him. |
| 6.06 | RBBucky IrvingTB | 3,678 |
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Anish took Bucky Irving at 6.06, the third running back in a row off the board, which is the only time all draft he moved with the herd instead of underneath it. |
| 7.05 | RBJavonte WilliamsDAL | Steal, taken 14 spots after FantasyCalc | 3,676 |
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Anish got Javonte Williams at 7.05, a steal of 14, his third running back, and the only thing he's done right all draft was sit still while better teams handed him a gift. |
| 8.06 | WRJordyn TysonNO | 3,022 |
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Anish took his third receiver at 8.06 in Jordyn Tyson, 9 spots later than FantasyCalc says, and left C.J. Stroud sitting there at 56th for Peter to ignore too. |
| 9.05 | TEKenyon SadiqNYJ | 2,330 |
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Anish took the third tight end of a three-pick run at 9.05, Kenyon Sadiq, seven spots early, stepping over Baker Mayfield because someone else wanted a tight end first. |
| 10.06 | WRMatthew GoldenGB | 3,455 |
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Anish took Matthew Golden at 10.06, his fourth receiver, and got him 11 spots after Devante decided he needed a third quarterback instead. |
| 11.05 | WRAntonio WilliamsWAS | 1,582 |
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Anish used 11.05 on Antonio Williams, his fifth receiver, while Malik Willis sat there unwanted, because nothing says depth like hoarding wideouts you will never start. |
| 12.06 | QBMalik WillisMIA | 1,775 |
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Malik Willis fell 20 spots into Anish's lap at 12.06, his third quarterback, so Anish now hoards backups the way a sinking hull hoards water. |
| 13.05 | TEDallas GoedertPHI | 1,565 |
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Anish spent 13.05 on 31-year-old Dallas Goedert, his second tight end, with DK Metcalf sitting there unwanted at 100th, because nothing says ambition like a fair price on a fossil. |
| 14.06 | WRJayden HigginsHOU | 1,371 |
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Anish took Jayden Higgins at 14.06, his 6th receiver, and at this point he is just collecting them. |
| 15.05 | TETerrance FergusonLAR | 1,418 |
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Terrance Ferguson at 15.05 is Anish's third tight end, taken 12 spots early while Eli Stowers sat there untouched, a better player nobody wanted to be seen with. |
| 16.06 | WRMalachi FieldsNYG | 1,309 |
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Malachi Fields, age 23, fell 25 spots into Anish's lap at 16.06, and Anish, now holding seven receivers, collects the position the way other men collect unopened mail. |
| 17.05 | WRJakobi MeyersJAX | 1,178 |
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Anish used 17.05 on Jakobi Meyers, a 29-year-old and his eighth receiver, which stopped being a roster and became a storage unit somewhere around the sixth. |
| 18.06 | RBMarShawn LloydGB | 1,247 |
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Anish's fourth running back, MarShawn Lloyd, came in fair at 18.06, which only makes the fifth one three picks later look worse. |
| 19.05 | RBRico DowdlePIT | Steal, taken 46 spots after FantasyCalc | 1,217 |
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Anish got Rico Dowdle 46 spots past his rank at 19.05, his fifth running back, proof he'd rather hoard corpses than grab a quarterback. |
| 20.06 | RBKeaton MitchellLAC | 1,084 |
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Anish reached 5 spots for Keaton Mitchell at 20.06, his sixth running back, chasing depth nobody needed. |
| 21.05 | WRMalik WashingtonMIA | 1,228 |
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Anish took Malik Washington at 21.05, his ninth wideout, a fair value nobody will mistake for a plan. |
| 22.06 | WRJaylin NoelHOU | 1,136 |
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Anish stole Jaylin Noel 5 spots late at 22.06, his tenth receiver, a fine value pick in an otherwise bloated position group. |
| 23.05 | WRJack BechLV | 366 |
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Anish stole Jack Bech 10 spots late at 23.05, his eleventh receiver, because apparently eleven is a number men reach for without shame now. |
| 24.06 | WRTank DellHOU | 1,074 |
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Anish closed with Tank Dell at 24.06, his 12th wideout, a collection with no use beyond bragging rights nobody wants. |
| 25.05 | RBDylan SampsonCLE | 1,019 |
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Anish added Dylan Sampson at 25.05, his roster now a museum of running backs nobody will ever remember drafting. |
| 26.06 | WRChris BrazzellCAR | 577 |
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Anish took Chris Brazzell at 26.06, his 13th wideout, a hoarding habit that stopped being strategy about ten receivers ago. |
| 27.05 | TEDarren WallerCAR | 927 |
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Anish spent pick 265 on his fourth tight end, Darren Waller, a 34-year-old on Carolina that even FantasyCalc ranks 218th. |
| 28.06 | RBGeorge HolaniSEA | 338 |
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Anish's 28.06 pick on George Holani fell 39 spots, a gift he'll spend the rest of the season pretending was a plan. |
| 29.05 | RBDevin SingletaryNYG | Steal, taken 57 spots after FantasyCalc | -- |
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Anish stole Devin Singletary 57 spots late at 29.05, the one clean pick in a round full of men drafting blindfolded. |
| 30.06 | RBEli HeidenreichPIT | 130 |
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Anish reached 33 spots for Eli Heidenreich, his tenth running back, a hoard with nowhere left to start them. |
| 31.05 | RBJ'Mari TaylorJAX | -- |
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Anish reached 49 spots for J'Mari Taylor, a running back FantasyCalc won't put a number on, his eleventh at the position. |
| 32.06 | RBKendre MillerNO | 913 |
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Anish reached negative 59 on Kendre Miller at pick 316, his 12th running back, a stockpile nobody's lineup can hold. |
| 33.05 | QBJack StrandATL | Steal, taken 89 spots after FantasyCalc | -- |
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Anish stole Jack Strand 89 spots early at pick 325, the one good pick buried under his twelve other running backs. |
| 34.06 | RBSione VakiDET | 241 |
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Anish took Sione Vaki at pick 336, his 13th running back, extending a position run of 3 nobody asked him to join. |
Draft value61,416 · 5th in the league