Week 72026 season
Pulling the league from Sleeper.
Adding up every bad decision.
Counting entries.
Checking the record book.
Matthew is on the wall 11 times: 3 of the 15 worst bench weeks, 5 zero-point starters and 3 draft reaches. Holds the league record for the biggest draft reach. Lowlight: took Riley Leonard at pick 242, 106 spots before his FantasyCalc rank.
Points on the bench
Starters who scored zero
One dot per entry. Pick a name for the rap sheet.
Dead lineup slots
Value given away
The bid that beat $0
Overpaid by
Spots too early
The most points left on a bench in one week. Worst first.
01CarlosThe MayeflowerWk 4
72.28 pts
Scored 198.06
Carlos left 72.3 points on his bench in week 4 while his 198.06 starters cruised, proving his best players were sitting next to him the whole time.
02DevanteLet A Naysayer KnowWk 4
69.16 pts
Scored 133.94
Devante benched 69.2 points of production in week 4 and still only mustered 133.94, which is not a strategy so much as a hostage situation.
03DevanteLet A Naysayer KnowWk 5
60.62 pts
Scored 115.88 and lost
Devante scored 115.88 and still lost, leaving 60.6 points on the bench like he was saving them for a rainy season.
04DevanteLet A Naysayer KnowWk 3
58.12 pts
Scored 134.46 and lost
A week earlier Devante left 58.1 points stranded and lost anyway, so the 69.2 version of him was already the sequel nobody asked for.
05MatthewWk 3
57.40 pts
Scored 112.92 and lost
Matthew lost in week 3 with 57.4 points rotting on his bench, which is how you score 112.92 and still feel robbed.
06EthanLove on the SpectrumWk 6
57.30 pts
Scored 143.64 and lost
Ethan scored 143.64 in week 6 and still lost with 57.3 points rotting on his bench, the richest man ever to starve.
07MatthewWk 4
53.58 pts
Scored 132.36 and lost
Matthew scored 132.36 in week 4 and still lost, 53.6 points rotting on his bench while Carlos only managed to waste 40.3.
08EthanLove on the SpectrumWk 3
51.28 pts
Scored 187.28
Ethan scored 187.28 in week 3 and still buried 51.3 points on the bench, a man winning by accident and losing by design.
Starting a player who scores nothing. Newest first.
AlexWk 6
Started David Montgomery, who did not play
Week 6, FLEX
Alex started David Montgomery in week 6, who never took the field, his second body in the lineup that didn't show.
AlexWk 6
Started Kyle Monangai, who did not play
Week 6, FLEX
Alex closed out his week with Kyle Monangai, also inactive, making it three starters who combined to do absolutely nothing.
AnishWk 6
Started Darren Waller, who played and scored 0
Week 6, FLEX
Anish trotted out Darren Waller at FLEX and got a zero for his trouble, a tight end in name only.
JustinShough and FhoughWk 6
Started Efton Chism, who played and scored 0
Week 6, FLEX
Justin started Efton Chism at FLEX in week 6, who played a full game and scored exactly zero.
MatthewWk 6
Started Brian Thomas, who played and scored 0
Week 6, WR
Matthew trotted Brian Thomas out as a Week 6 receiver and watched him contribute exactly nothing to the cause.
PeterNjigba’s in ParisWk 6
Started Case Keenum, who did not play
Week 6, QB
Peter started Case Keenum in week 6 and got nothing, because the man literally did not play.
PeterNjigba’s in ParisWk 6
Started Cam Skattebo, who played and scored 0
Week 6, RB
Peter started Cam Skattebo in Week 6 and got zero from his running back, a true quarter-of-the-pitch donation.
PeterNjigba’s in ParisWk 6
Started Juwan Johnson, who played and scored 0
Week 6, FLEX
Peter started Juwan Johnson in his FLEX in Week 6, the man played, and he still scored a clean 0, which is a skill.
Starting someone on a bye, ruled out or on IR, or leaving a slot empty. Newest first.
AlexWk 6
Started Sam LaPorta on a bye week
Week 6, TE
Alex started Sam LaPorta on his bye week, the lineup equivalent of showing up to an empty house with flowers.
Dynasty value lost in one trade, by FantasyCalc. Worst first.
01BrandonKraft YAC & CheeseWk 6
1,191 value
Lost 1,191 in FantasyCalc value in one trade
Gave 4,390, got 3,199 (grade D+)
Brandon gave 4,390 in value and got back 3,199, a grade of D+, losing 1,191 in one trade like it was a parking fine.
02JustinShough and FhoughWk 4
1,143 value
Lost 1,143 in FantasyCalc value in one trade
Gave 4,045, got 2,902 (grade D+)
Justin gave up 4,045 in value and got back 2,902, a 1,143 loss graded D plus, the worst trade on record and he signed it willingly.
03DevanteLet A Naysayer KnowWk 6
728 value
Lost 728 in FantasyCalc value in one trade
Gave 3,659, got 2,931 (grade C)
Devante gave 3,659 in value and got back 2,931, a 728 loss the week 6 trade machine will never let him forget.
04PeterNjigba’s in ParisWk 4
147 value
Lost 147 in FantasyCalc value in one trade
Gave 1,706, got 1,559 (grade B-)
Peter gave 1,706 and got 1,559 back, a modest 147 loss, small potatoes next to Justin's but a loss is a loss.
05EthanLove on the SpectrumWk 3
135 value
Lost 135 in FantasyCalc value in one trade
Gave 1,338, got 1,203 (grade C+)
Ethan gave away 1,338 and got 1,203, dropping 135 in value, his third appearance on this page this week alone.
Bidding nothing on a waiver claim and losing it. Worst first.
01BrandonKraft YAC & CheeseWk 5
$29
Bid $0 on Efton Chism and lost to a $29 bid
Shough and Fhough won the claim
Brandon bid $0 on Efton Chism in week 5 and got outbid by Justin's $29, which is the going rate for a man with no money and no conviction.
02EthanLove on the SpectrumWk 6
$20
Bid $0 on Tanner McKee and lost to a $20 bid
Kraft YAC & Cheese won the claim
Ethan bid $0 on Tanner McKee in week 6 and got outbid by Brandon's $20, which is the going rate for cowardice.
03JustinShough and FhoughWk 6
$0
Bid $0 on Corey Kiner and lost to a $0 bid
The Mayeflower won the claim
Justin bid $0 on Corey Kiner in week 6 and lost to another $0 bid, out-tanked by The Mayeflower for a player worth nothing anyway.
Waiver bids far past the next best bid. Worst first.
01PeterNjigba’s in ParisWk 4
$31
Paid $31 for Case Keenum and nobody else bid
Peter paid $31 for Case Keenum with zero competing bids, which means he was bidding against himself and still somehow lost.
02PeterNjigba’s in ParisWk 5
$28
Paid $28 for Roschon Johnson and nobody else bid
Peter bid $28 for Roschon Johnson against a field of zero competing offers, a solo auction he still somehow found a way to overpay.
03DevanteLet A Naysayer KnowWk 4
$25
Paid $27 for Dohnte Meyers when the next bid was $2
Overpaid by $25
Devante paid $27 for Dohnte Meyers when the next bid was $2, overpaying by $25 for a man nobody else wanted at any price.
04JustinShough and FhoughWk 5
$23
Paid $29 for Efton Chism when the next bid was $6
Overpaid by $23
Justin paid $29 for Efton Chism when the next bid was $6, overpaying by $23 to beat a man who bid nothing at all.
05DevanteLet A Naysayer KnowWk 6
$20
Paid $20 for Konata Mumpfield and nobody else bid
06BrandonKraft YAC & CheeseWk 6
$19
Paid $20 for Tanner McKee when the next bid was $1
Overpaid by $19
Brandon paid $20 for Tanner McKee in week 6 with the next bid at $1, overpaying by $19 for a man nobody else wanted.
Drafting a player well ahead of his FantasyCalc rank. Worst first.
01MatthewDraft
106 spots
Took Riley Leonard at pick 242
FantasyCalc rank 348
Matthew burned pick 242 on Riley Leonard, FantasyCalc's 348th-ranked player, 106 spots ahead of where reality had him.
02MatthewDraft
86 spots
FantasyCalc rank 325
Matthew took Taylen Green at pick 239, 86 spots before his FantasyCalc rank of 325, reaching for a man nobody else wanted at all.
03DevanteLet A Naysayer KnowDraft
83 spots
Took Tyler Huntley at pick 286
FantasyCalc rank 369
Devante followed his FAAB disaster by taking Tyler Huntley at pick 286, 83 spots ahead of a FantasyCalc rank of 369.
04EthanLove on the SpectrumDraft
78 spots
Took Brenen Thompson at pick 261
FantasyCalc rank 339
Ethan spent pick 261 on Brenen Thompson, ranked 339th, reaching 78 spots for a receiver the board had already buried.
05PeterNjigba’s in ParisDraft
75 spots
FantasyCalc rank 319
Peter used pick 244 on Will Howard, 75 spots before his rank of 319, proof a draft room will let anyone pick anything.
06JustinShough and FhoughDraft
72 spots
FantasyCalc rank 359
Justin took Trey Lance at pick 287, 72 spots ahead of rank 359, mistaking nostalgia for a quarterback plan.
07JustinShough and FhoughDraft
68 spots
Took Kaytron Allen at pick 154
FantasyCalc rank 222
Justin reached 68 spots for Kaytron Allen at pick 154, a man FantasyCalc ranks 222nd, which is less a draft pick than a ransom paid to nobody.
08PeterNjigba’s in ParisDraft
66 spots
FantasyCalc rank 203
Peter took Carson Beck at pick 137, 66 spots ahead of the field, a reach so deep into FantasyCalc's 203rd-ranked basement he should have bought dinner first.
| 69.16 ptsLeft 69.2 points on the benchScored 133.94 |
Devante benched 69.2 points of production in week 4 and still only mustered 133.94, which is not a strategy so much as a hostage situation. |
| 03DevanteLet A Naysayer Know | 60.62 ptsLeft 60.6 points on the benchScored 115.88 and lost |
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Devante scored 115.88 and still lost, leaving 60.6 points on the bench like he was saving them for a rainy season. |
| 04DevanteLet A Naysayer Know | 58.12 ptsLeft 58.1 points on the benchScored 134.46 and lost |
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A week earlier Devante left 58.1 points stranded and lost anyway, so the 69.2 version of him was already the sequel nobody asked for. |
| 05Matthew | 57.40 ptsLeft 57.4 points on the benchScored 112.92 and lost |
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Matthew lost in week 3 with 57.4 points rotting on his bench, which is how you score 112.92 and still feel robbed. |
| 06EthanLove on the Spectrum | 57.30 ptsLeft 57.3 points on the benchScored 143.64 and lost |
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Ethan scored 143.64 in week 6 and still lost with 57.3 points rotting on his bench, the richest man ever to starve. |
| 07Matthew | 53.58 ptsLeft 53.6 points on the benchScored 132.36 and lost |
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Matthew scored 132.36 in week 4 and still lost, 53.6 points rotting on his bench while Carlos only managed to waste 40.3. |
| 08EthanLove on the Spectrum | 51.28 ptsLeft 51.3 points on the benchScored 187.28 |
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Ethan scored 187.28 in week 3 and still buried 51.3 points on the bench, a man winning by accident and losing by design. |
Alex closed out his week with Kyle Monangai, also inactive, making it three starters who combined to do absolutely nothing.
| Anish | Started Darren Waller, who played and scored 0Week 6, FLEX |
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Anish trotted out Darren Waller at FLEX and got a zero for his trouble, a tight end in name only. |
| JustinShough and Fhough | Started Efton Chism, who played and scored 0Week 6, FLEX |
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Justin started Efton Chism at FLEX in week 6, who played a full game and scored exactly zero. |
| Matthew | Started Brian Thomas, who played and scored 0Week 6, WR |
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Matthew trotted Brian Thomas out as a Week 6 receiver and watched him contribute exactly nothing to the cause. |
| PeterNjigba’s in Paris | Started Case Keenum, who did not playWeek 6, QB |
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Peter started Case Keenum in week 6 and got nothing, because the man literally did not play. |
| PeterNjigba’s in Paris | Started Cam Skattebo, who played and scored 0Week 6, RB |
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Peter started Cam Skattebo in Week 6 and got zero from his running back, a true quarter-of-the-pitch donation. |
| PeterNjigba’s in Paris | Started Juwan Johnson, who played and scored 0Week 6, FLEX |
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Peter started Juwan Johnson in his FLEX in Week 6, the man played, and he still scored a clean 0, which is a skill. |
| 1,143 valueLost 1,143 in FantasyCalc value in one tradeGave 4,045, got 2,902 (grade D+) |
Justin gave up 4,045 in value and got back 2,902, a 1,143 loss graded D plus, the worst trade on record and he signed it willingly. |
| 03DevanteLet A Naysayer Know | 728 valueLost 728 in FantasyCalc value in one tradeGave 3,659, got 2,931 (grade C) |
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Devante gave 3,659 in value and got back 2,931, a 728 loss the week 6 trade machine will never let him forget. |
| 04PeterNjigba’s in Paris | 147 valueLost 147 in FantasyCalc value in one tradeGave 1,706, got 1,559 (grade B-) |
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Peter gave 1,706 and got 1,559 back, a modest 147 loss, small potatoes next to Justin's but a loss is a loss. |
| 05EthanLove on the Spectrum | 135 valueLost 135 in FantasyCalc value in one tradeGave 1,338, got 1,203 (grade C+) |
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Ethan gave away 1,338 and got 1,203, dropping 135 in value, his third appearance on this page this week alone. |
| $20Bid $0 on Tanner McKee and lost to a $20 bidKraft YAC & Cheese won the claim |
Ethan bid $0 on Tanner McKee in week 6 and got outbid by Brandon's $20, which is the going rate for cowardice. |
| 03JustinShough and Fhough | $0Bid $0 on Corey Kiner and lost to a $0 bidThe Mayeflower won the claim |
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Justin bid $0 on Corey Kiner in week 6 and lost to another $0 bid, out-tanked by The Mayeflower for a player worth nothing anyway. |
| $28Paid $28 for Roschon Johnson and nobody else bid |
Peter bid $28 for Roschon Johnson against a field of zero competing offers, a solo auction he still somehow found a way to overpay. |
| 03DevanteLet A Naysayer Know | $25Paid $27 for Dohnte Meyers when the next bid was $2Overpaid by $25 |
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Devante paid $27 for Dohnte Meyers when the next bid was $2, overpaying by $25 for a man nobody else wanted at any price. |
| 04JustinShough and Fhough | $23Paid $29 for Efton Chism when the next bid was $6Overpaid by $23 |
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Justin paid $29 for Efton Chism when the next bid was $6, overpaying by $23 to beat a man who bid nothing at all. |
| 05DevanteLet A Naysayer Know | $20Paid $20 for Konata Mumpfield and nobody else bid |
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| 06BrandonKraft YAC & Cheese | $19Paid $20 for Tanner McKee when the next bid was $1Overpaid by $19 |
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Brandon paid $20 for Tanner McKee in week 6 with the next bid at $1, overpaying by $19 for a man nobody else wanted. |
| 86 spotsTook Taylen Green at pick 239FantasyCalc rank 325 |
Matthew took Taylen Green at pick 239, 86 spots before his FantasyCalc rank of 325, reaching for a man nobody else wanted at all. |
| 03DevanteLet A Naysayer Know | 83 spotsTook Tyler Huntley at pick 286FantasyCalc rank 369 |
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Devante followed his FAAB disaster by taking Tyler Huntley at pick 286, 83 spots ahead of a FantasyCalc rank of 369. |
| 04EthanLove on the Spectrum | 78 spotsTook Brenen Thompson at pick 261FantasyCalc rank 339 |
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Ethan spent pick 261 on Brenen Thompson, ranked 339th, reaching 78 spots for a receiver the board had already buried. |
| 05PeterNjigba’s in Paris | 75 spotsTook Will Howard at pick 244FantasyCalc rank 319 |
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Peter used pick 244 on Will Howard, 75 spots before his rank of 319, proof a draft room will let anyone pick anything. |
| 06JustinShough and Fhough | 72 spotsTook Trey Lance at pick 287FantasyCalc rank 359 |
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Justin took Trey Lance at pick 287, 72 spots ahead of rank 359, mistaking nostalgia for a quarterback plan. |
| 07JustinShough and Fhough | 68 spotsTook Kaytron Allen at pick 154FantasyCalc rank 222 |
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Justin reached 68 spots for Kaytron Allen at pick 154, a man FantasyCalc ranks 222nd, which is less a draft pick than a ransom paid to nobody. |
| 08PeterNjigba’s in Paris | 66 spotsTook Carson Beck at pick 137FantasyCalc rank 203 |
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Peter took Carson Beck at pick 137, 66 spots ahead of the field, a reach so deep into FantasyCalc's 203rd-ranked basement he should have bought dinner first. |