Week 72026 season
Pulling the league from Sleeper.
Adding up every bad decision.
Counting entries.
Checking the record book.
Alex is on the wall 7 times: 2 of the 15 worst bench weeks, 4 zero-point starters and 1 dead lineup slot. Lowlight: left 46.4 points on the bench, week 4.
Points on the bench
Starters who scored zero
Showing Alex's rap sheet.Show everyone
One dot per entry. Pick a name for the rap sheet.
Dead lineup slots
Value given away
The bid that beat $0
Overpaid by
Spots too early
The most points left on a bench in one week. Worst first.
01AlexWk 4
46.40 pts
Scored 203.32
Alex put up 203.32 in week 4 and left 46.4 behind him, the fantasy equivalent of robbing a bank and forgetting the vault combination.
02AlexWk 3
43.10 pts
Scored 168.14
A week before that, Alex already had 43.1 points stuck on the pine behind a 168.14 scoreline, so this is apparently just how he lives.
Starting a player who scores nothing. Newest first.
AlexWk 6
Started David Montgomery, who did not play
Week 6, FLEX
Alex started David Montgomery in week 6, who never took the field, his second body in the lineup that didn't show.
AlexWk 6
Started Kyle Monangai, who did not play
Week 6, FLEX
Alex closed out his week with Kyle Monangai, also inactive, making it three starters who combined to do absolutely nothing.
AlexWk 5
Started Kyle Monangai, who did not play
Week 5, FLEX
Alex started Kyle Monangai in his FLEX spot despite the man not playing, a inactive he apparently trusted more than any of his actual options.
AlexWk 4
Started Rashee Rice, who played and scored 0
Week 4, WR
Alex started Rashee Rice in week 4 and watched him play for a clean zero, a scoreless cameo from a man who trusted the matchup.
Starting someone on a bye, ruled out or on IR, or leaving a slot empty. Newest first.
AlexWk 6
Started Sam LaPorta on a bye week
Week 6, TE
Alex started Sam LaPorta on his bye week, the lineup equivalent of showing up to an empty house with flowers.
A week before that, Alex already had 43.1 points stuck on the pine behind a 168.14 scoreline, so this is apparently just how he lives.
Alex closed out his week with Kyle Monangai, also inactive, making it three starters who combined to do absolutely nothing.
| Alex | Started Kyle Monangai, who did not playWeek 5, FLEX |
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Alex started Kyle Monangai in his FLEX spot despite the man not playing, a inactive he apparently trusted more than any of his actual options. |
| Alex | Started Rashee Rice, who played and scored 0Week 4, WR |
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Alex started Rashee Rice in week 4 and watched him play for a clean zero, a scoreless cameo from a man who trusted the matchup. |