Week 72026 season
Pulling the league from Sleeper.
Adding up every bad decision.
Counting entries.
Checking the record book.
Matthew is on the wall 11 times: 3 of the 15 worst bench weeks, 5 zero-point starters and 3 draft reaches. Holds the league record for the biggest draft reach. Lowlight: took Riley Leonard at pick 242, 106 spots before his FantasyCalc rank.
Points on the bench
Starters who scored zero
One dot per entry. Pick a name for the rap sheet.
Dead lineup slots
Value given away
The bid that beat $0
Overpaid by
Spots too early
Starting a player who scores nothing. Newest first.
AlexWk 6
Started David Montgomery, who did not play
Week 6, FLEX
Alex started David Montgomery in week 6, who never took the field, his second body in the lineup that didn't show.
AlexWk 6
Started Kyle Monangai, who did not play
Week 6, FLEX
Alex closed out his week with Kyle Monangai, also inactive, making it three starters who combined to do absolutely nothing.
AnishWk 6
Started Darren Waller, who played and scored 0
Week 6, FLEX
Anish trotted out Darren Waller at FLEX and got a zero for his trouble, a tight end in name only.
JustinShough and FhoughWk 6
Started Efton Chism, who played and scored 0
Week 6, FLEX
Justin started Efton Chism at FLEX in week 6, who played a full game and scored exactly zero.
MatthewWk 6
Started Brian Thomas, who played and scored 0
Week 6, WR
Matthew trotted Brian Thomas out as a Week 6 receiver and watched him contribute exactly nothing to the cause.
PeterNjigba’s in ParisWk 6
Started Case Keenum, who did not play
Week 6, QB
Peter started Case Keenum in week 6 and got nothing, because the man literally did not play.
PeterNjigba’s in ParisWk 6
Started Cam Skattebo, who played and scored 0
Week 6, RB
Peter started Cam Skattebo in Week 6 and got zero from his running back, a true quarter-of-the-pitch donation.
PeterNjigba’s in ParisWk 6
Started Juwan Johnson, who played and scored 0
Week 6, FLEX
Peter started Juwan Johnson in his FLEX in Week 6, the man played, and he still scored a clean 0, which is a skill.
AlexWk 5
Started Kyle Monangai, who did not play
Week 5, FLEX
Alex started Kyle Monangai in his FLEX spot despite the man not playing, a inactive he apparently trusted more than any of his actual options.
JustinShough and FhoughWk 5
Started Ladd McConkey, who did not play
Week 5, WR
Justin started Ladd McConkey, who did not play at all, a second week-5 embarrassment for a man who clearly does not check his own lineup.
MatthewWk 5
Started Brian Thomas, who played and scored 0
Week 5, WR
Matthew started Brian Thomas, who took the field and delivered exactly nothing, which is worse than if he'd stayed home.
AlexWk 4
Started Rashee Rice, who played and scored 0
Week 4, WR
Alex started Rashee Rice in week 4 and watched him play for a clean zero, a scoreless cameo from a man who trusted the matchup.
AnishWk 4
Started Kenyon Sadiq, who played and scored 0
Week 4, TE
Anish started Kenyon Sadiq in week 4 and got zero from his tight end, which at least matches the effort of starting him.
JustinShough and FhoughWk 4
Started Ladd McConkey, who played and scored 0
Week 4, WR
Justin started Ladd McConkey in week 4 and got exactly zero, a wide receiver who played the whole game and contributed nothing but his name.
MatthewWk 4
Started Rachaad White, who did not play
Week 4, FLEX
Matthew started Rachaad White in week 4 in his flex spot, and the man did not even suit up, a lineup built on vibes.
MatthewWk 4
Started Keenan Allen, who did not play
Week 4, FLEX
In the same week 4 lineup, Matthew also started Keenan Allen, who also did not play, a flex spot run entirely on wishful thinking.
MatthewWk 3
Started Oronde Gadsden, who played and scored 0
Week 3, FLEX
Back in week 3, Matthew started Oronde Gadsden for a zero too, which means three different weeks of his flex spot have been empty chairs.
Alex closed out his week with Kyle Monangai, also inactive, making it three starters who combined to do absolutely nothing.
| Anish | Started Darren Waller, who played and scored 0Week 6, FLEX |
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Anish trotted out Darren Waller at FLEX and got a zero for his trouble, a tight end in name only. |
| JustinShough and Fhough | Started Efton Chism, who played and scored 0Week 6, FLEX |
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Justin started Efton Chism at FLEX in week 6, who played a full game and scored exactly zero. |
| Matthew | Started Brian Thomas, who played and scored 0Week 6, WR |
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Matthew trotted Brian Thomas out as a Week 6 receiver and watched him contribute exactly nothing to the cause. |
| PeterNjigba’s in Paris | Started Case Keenum, who did not playWeek 6, QB |
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Peter started Case Keenum in week 6 and got nothing, because the man literally did not play. |
| PeterNjigba’s in Paris | Started Cam Skattebo, who played and scored 0Week 6, RB |
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Peter started Cam Skattebo in Week 6 and got zero from his running back, a true quarter-of-the-pitch donation. |
| PeterNjigba’s in Paris | Started Juwan Johnson, who played and scored 0Week 6, FLEX |
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Peter started Juwan Johnson in his FLEX in Week 6, the man played, and he still scored a clean 0, which is a skill. |
| Alex | Started Kyle Monangai, who did not playWeek 5, FLEX |
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Alex started Kyle Monangai in his FLEX spot despite the man not playing, a inactive he apparently trusted more than any of his actual options. |
| JustinShough and Fhough | Started Ladd McConkey, who did not playWeek 5, WR |
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Justin started Ladd McConkey, who did not play at all, a second week-5 embarrassment for a man who clearly does not check his own lineup. |
| Matthew | Started Brian Thomas, who played and scored 0Week 5, WR |
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Matthew started Brian Thomas, who took the field and delivered exactly nothing, which is worse than if he'd stayed home. |
| Alex | Started Rashee Rice, who played and scored 0Week 4, WR |
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Alex started Rashee Rice in week 4 and watched him play for a clean zero, a scoreless cameo from a man who trusted the matchup. |
| Anish | Started Kenyon Sadiq, who played and scored 0Week 4, TE |
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Anish started Kenyon Sadiq in week 4 and got zero from his tight end, which at least matches the effort of starting him. |
| JustinShough and Fhough | Started Ladd McConkey, who played and scored 0Week 4, WR |
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Justin started Ladd McConkey in week 4 and got exactly zero, a wide receiver who played the whole game and contributed nothing but his name. |
| Matthew | Started Rachaad White, who did not playWeek 4, FLEX |
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Matthew started Rachaad White in week 4 in his flex spot, and the man did not even suit up, a lineup built on vibes. |
| Matthew | Started Keenan Allen, who did not playWeek 4, FLEX |
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In the same week 4 lineup, Matthew also started Keenan Allen, who also did not play, a flex spot run entirely on wishful thinking. |
| Matthew | Started Oronde Gadsden, who played and scored 0Week 3, FLEX |
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Back in week 3, Matthew started Oronde Gadsden for a zero too, which means three different weeks of his flex spot have been empty chairs. |