Week 72026 season
Pulling the league from Sleeper.
Adding up every bad decision.
Counting entries.
Checking the record book.
Matthew is on the wall 11 times: 3 of the 15 worst bench weeks, 5 zero-point starters and 3 draft reaches. Holds the league record for the biggest draft reach. Lowlight: took Riley Leonard at pick 242, 106 spots before his FantasyCalc rank.
Points on the bench
Starters who scored zero
One dot per entry. Pick a name for the rap sheet.
Dead lineup slots
Value given away
The bid that beat $0
Overpaid by
Spots too early
The most points left on a bench in one week. Worst first.
01CarlosThe MayeflowerWk 4
72.28 pts
Scored 198.06
Carlos left 72.3 points on his bench in week 4 while his 198.06 starters cruised, proving his best players were sitting next to him the whole time.
02DevanteLet A Naysayer KnowWk 4
69.16 pts
Scored 133.94
Devante benched 69.2 points of production in week 4 and still only mustered 133.94, which is not a strategy so much as a hostage situation.
03DevanteLet A Naysayer KnowWk 5
60.62 pts
Scored 115.88 and lost
Devante scored 115.88 and still lost, leaving 60.6 points on the bench like he was saving them for a rainy season.
04DevanteLet A Naysayer KnowWk 3
58.12 pts
Scored 134.46 and lost
A week earlier Devante left 58.1 points stranded and lost anyway, so the 69.2 version of him was already the sequel nobody asked for.
05MatthewWk 3
57.40 pts
Scored 112.92 and lost
Matthew lost in week 3 with 57.4 points rotting on his bench, which is how you score 112.92 and still feel robbed.
06EthanLove on the SpectrumWk 6
57.30 pts
Scored 143.64 and lost
Ethan scored 143.64 in week 6 and still lost with 57.3 points rotting on his bench, the richest man ever to starve.
07MatthewWk 4
53.58 pts
Scored 132.36 and lost
Matthew scored 132.36 in week 4 and still lost, 53.6 points rotting on his bench while Carlos only managed to waste 40.3.
08EthanLove on the SpectrumWk 3
51.28 pts
Scored 187.28
Ethan scored 187.28 in week 3 and still buried 51.3 points on the bench, a man winning by accident and losing by design.
09JustinShough and FhoughWk 5
49.66 pts
Scored 150.98 and lost
Justin put up 150.98 in week 5 and lost anyway, 49.7 points rotting on his bench while his lineup choked.
10MatthewWk 6
46.66 pts
Scored 141.32
Matthew left 46.7 points on his bench behind a 141.32 scored, proof he builds a bench just to admire it.
11AlexWk 4
46.40 pts
Scored 203.32
Alex put up 203.32 in week 4 and left 46.4 behind him, the fantasy equivalent of robbing a bank and forgetting the vault combination.
12AnishWk 5
46.16 pts
Scored 141.46
Anish left 46.2 points on his bench despite scoring 141.46, which means he won the week against himself and nobody else.
13NavidWk 5
46.10 pts
Scored 166.3
Navid dropped 166.3 points and still found a way to strand 46.1 on the bench, pure quantity over judgment.
14AnishWk 3
44.80 pts
Scored 167.68 and lost
Anish scored 167.68 in week 3, lost the game, and had 44.8 points watching from the bench the entire time.
15AlexWk 3
43.10 pts
Scored 168.14
A week before that, Alex already had 43.1 points stuck on the pine behind a 168.14 scoreline, so this is apparently just how he lives.
| 69.16 ptsLeft 69.2 points on the benchScored 133.94 |
Devante benched 69.2 points of production in week 4 and still only mustered 133.94, which is not a strategy so much as a hostage situation. |
| 03DevanteLet A Naysayer Know | 60.62 ptsLeft 60.6 points on the benchScored 115.88 and lost |
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Devante scored 115.88 and still lost, leaving 60.6 points on the bench like he was saving them for a rainy season. |
| 04DevanteLet A Naysayer Know | 58.12 ptsLeft 58.1 points on the benchScored 134.46 and lost |
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A week earlier Devante left 58.1 points stranded and lost anyway, so the 69.2 version of him was already the sequel nobody asked for. |
| 05Matthew | 57.40 ptsLeft 57.4 points on the benchScored 112.92 and lost |
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Matthew lost in week 3 with 57.4 points rotting on his bench, which is how you score 112.92 and still feel robbed. |
| 06EthanLove on the Spectrum | 57.30 ptsLeft 57.3 points on the benchScored 143.64 and lost |
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Ethan scored 143.64 in week 6 and still lost with 57.3 points rotting on his bench, the richest man ever to starve. |
| 07Matthew | 53.58 ptsLeft 53.6 points on the benchScored 132.36 and lost |
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Matthew scored 132.36 in week 4 and still lost, 53.6 points rotting on his bench while Carlos only managed to waste 40.3. |
| 08EthanLove on the Spectrum | 51.28 ptsLeft 51.3 points on the benchScored 187.28 |
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Ethan scored 187.28 in week 3 and still buried 51.3 points on the bench, a man winning by accident and losing by design. |
| 09JustinShough and Fhough | 49.66 ptsLeft 49.7 points on the benchScored 150.98 and lost |
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Justin put up 150.98 in week 5 and lost anyway, 49.7 points rotting on his bench while his lineup choked. |
| 10Matthew | 46.66 ptsLeft 46.7 points on the benchScored 141.32 |
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Matthew left 46.7 points on his bench behind a 141.32 scored, proof he builds a bench just to admire it. |
| 11Alex | 46.40 ptsLeft 46.4 points on the benchScored 203.32 |
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Alex put up 203.32 in week 4 and left 46.4 behind him, the fantasy equivalent of robbing a bank and forgetting the vault combination. |
| 12Anish | 46.16 ptsLeft 46.2 points on the benchScored 141.46 |
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Anish left 46.2 points on his bench despite scoring 141.46, which means he won the week against himself and nobody else. |
| 13Navid | 46.10 ptsLeft 46.1 points on the benchScored 166.3 |
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Navid dropped 166.3 points and still found a way to strand 46.1 on the bench, pure quantity over judgment. |
| 14Anish | 44.80 ptsLeft 44.8 points on the benchScored 167.68 and lost |
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Anish scored 167.68 in week 3, lost the game, and had 44.8 points watching from the bench the entire time. |
| 15Alex | 43.10 ptsLeft 43.1 points on the benchScored 168.14 |
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A week before that, Alex already had 43.1 points stuck on the pine behind a 168.14 scoreline, so this is apparently just how he lives. |