Week 72026 season
Pulling the league from Sleeper.
Pulling the roster from Sleeper.
Checking the rap sheet.
Pricing every player on FantasyCalc.
JustinShough and Fhough
Justin built his whole team around Jahmyr Gibbs worth 11,067 and still only has two wins, proof one running back can't carry six other bad decisions.
Week 6
Justin bid $0 on Brandin Cooks, a 33-year-old wideout FantasyCalc still bothers to value at 50, and nobody else wanted him either. That is the fantasy equivalent of winning a staring contest against an empty room. Shough and Fhough, indeed.
| Slot | Value |
|---|---|
| QBSam DarnoldQB · SEA · age 29 | 2,558 |
| QBTyler ShoughQB · NO |
| What | Damage | |
|---|---|---|
| BenchLeft 49.7 points on the bench | 49.66 pts | |
Justin put up 150.98 in week 5 and lost anyway, 49.7 points rotting on his bench while his lineup choked. | ||
| ZeroStarted Efton Chism, who played and scored 0 | ||
| Pick | Player | Vs FantasyCalc | Value | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1.04 | RBJahmyr GibbsDET | Steal, taken 3 spots after FantasyCalc | 11,067 | |
The number one player on FantasyCalc's board was still there at 1.04, so Justin took Jahmyr Gibbs and earned exactly none of it. | ||||
| 3,779 |
| RBJahmyr GibbsRB · DET · age 24 | 11,067 |
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| RBJ.K. DobbinsRB · DEN · age 27 | 1,390 |
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| WRMakai LemonQWR · PHI · age 22 | 2,262 |
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| WRDrake LondonWR · ATL · age 25 | 5,368 |
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| WRJustin JeffersonWR · MIN · age 27 | 6,080 |
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| TEHarold FanninTE · CLE · age 22 | 2,666 |
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| FLEXRyan FlournoyWR · DAL · age 26 | 791 |
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| FLEXBlake CorumRB · LAR · age 25 | 1,671 |
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| FLEXHunter HenryTE · NE · age 31 | 1,152 |
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Starters38,784 value · average age 25.9
4th of 10 · 35 ranked, 1 unranked
Bars: share of the best room in the league at that position.
| Pos | Value |
|---|---|
| QBTrevor LawrenceJAX · age 27 | 5,636 |
| QBCade KlubnikNYJ · age 23 | 408 |
| QBSpencer RattlerNO · age 26 | 127 |
| QBTrey LanceIRLAC · age 26 | 60 |
| QBQuinn EwersJAX · age 23 | 42 |
| RBTreVeyon HendersonNE · age 23 | 2,565 |
| RBJadarian PriceIRSEA · age 23 | 2,557 |
| RBTank BigsbyIRPHI · age 24 | 599 |
| RBDemond ClaiborneMIN · age 23 | 468 |
| RBSamaje PerineCIN · age 31 | 414 |
| RBRaheim SandersIRCLE · age 24 | 160 |
| RBEmari DemercadoOutDAL · age 27 | 76 |
| WRLadd McConkeyOutLAC · age 24 | 2,850 |
| WRQuentin JohnstonLAC · age 25 | 1,119 |
| WREfton ChismNE · age 24 | 602 |
| WRTory HortonSEA · age 23 | 478 |
| WRBrandin CooksSF · age 33 | 369 |
| WRJauan JenningsMIN · age 29 | 289 |
| TEEvan EngramDEN · age 32 | 326 |
| TENate BoerkircherJAX · age 25 | Unranked |
Bench19,145 value · average age 25.8
| 0.00 pts |
Justin started Efton Chism at FLEX in week 6, who played a full game and scored exactly zero. |
| ZeroStarted Ladd McConkey, who did not play | 0.00 pts |
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Justin started Ladd McConkey, who did not play at all, a second week-5 embarrassment for a man who clearly does not check his own lineup. |
| ZeroStarted Ladd McConkey, who played and scored 0 | 0.00 pts |
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Justin started Ladd McConkey in week 4 and got exactly zero, a wide receiver who played the whole game and contributed nothing but his name. |
| TradeLost 1,143 in FantasyCalc value in one trade | 1,143 value |
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Justin gave up 4,045 in value and got back 2,902, a 1,143 loss graded D plus, the worst trade on record and he signed it willingly. |
| $0 bidBid $0 on Corey Kiner and lost to a $0 bid | $0 |
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Justin bid $0 on Corey Kiner in week 6 and lost to another $0 bid, out-tanked by The Mayeflower for a player worth nothing anyway. |
| OverpayPaid $29 for Efton Chism when the next bid was $6 | $23 |
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Justin paid $29 for Efton Chism when the next bid was $6, overpaying by $23 to beat a man who bid nothing at all. |
| ReachTook Trey Lance at pick 287, 72 spots before his FantasyCalc rank | 72 spots |
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Justin took Trey Lance at pick 287, 72 spots ahead of rank 359, mistaking nostalgia for a quarterback plan. |
| ReachTook Kaytron Allen at pick 154, 68 spots before his FantasyCalc rank | 68 spots |
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Justin reached 68 spots for Kaytron Allen at pick 154, a man FantasyCalc ranks 222nd, which is less a draft pick than a ransom paid to nobody. |
| ReachTook Cade Klubnik at pick 214, 63 spots before his FantasyCalc rank | 63 spots |
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Not done, Justin also grabbed Cade Klubnik at pick 214, 63 spots early at rank 277, making him a two-time entrant on his own Wall. |
Waivers, Oct 14 · Week 6
Justin bid $0 on Brandin Cooks, a 33-year-old wideout FantasyCalc still bothers to value at 50, and nobody else wanted him either. That is the fantasy equivalent of winning a staring contest against an empty room. Shough and Fhough, indeed.
Waivers, Oct 13 · Week 5
Justin bid $29 on Efton Chism, a 24-year-old FantasyCalc values at 504, beating Brandon's $0 and Carlos's $6 by a mile nobody asked him to run. That's a $23 overpay for a waiver-wire receiver while Brandon sat there offering nothing and still lost less embarrassingly. Justin cut Jonnu Smith to make room, so he paid full price and still had to sell something to afford it.
Trade, Oct 6 · Week 4
Justin gets 2,902 in FantasyCalc value and gives 4,045 (D+); Devante gets 4,045 in FantasyCalc value and gives 2,902 (A). Devante wins it by 1,143.
Trade, Oct 2 · Week 4
Peter gets 1,559 in FantasyCalc value and gives 1,706 (B-); Justin gets 1,706 in FantasyCalc value and gives 1,559 (B+). Justin wins it by 147.
Pick 22.04 · Round 22
Pick 22.04: Shough and Fhough (Justin) took Cade Klubnik (QB). FantasyCalc rank 277, a reach of 63 spots.
Pick 21.07 · Round 21
Pick 21.07: Shough and Fhough (Justin) took Demond Claiborne (RB). FantasyCalc rank 205, about right.
Pick 23.07 · Round 23
Pick 23.07: Shough and Fhough (Justin) took Isiah Pacheco (RB). FantasyCalc rank 279, a reach of 52 spots.
Pick 24.04 · Round 24
Pick 24.04: Shough and Fhough (Justin) took Tory Horton (WR). FantasyCalc rank 242, about right.
| 2.07 | WRJustin JeffersonMIN | Steal, taken 5 spots after FantasyCalc | 6,080 |
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Justin Jefferson, 5 spots late, at 2.07: Justin drafted his own first name and it remains the sharpest decision he made all night. |
| 3.07 | WRDrake LondonATL | 5,368 |
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Justin passed on Trevor Lawrence at 3.07 to take Drake London, then circled back and took Lawrence at 4.04 anyway, a man arguing with himself and losing both rounds. |
| 4.04 | QBTrevor LawrenceJAX | Steal, taken 12 spots after FantasyCalc | 5,636 |
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Trevor Lawrence fell 12 spots into Justin's lap at 4.04, and Justin will spend the next year calling that scouting. |
| 5.07 | WRLadd McConkeyLAC | 2,850 |
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Justin took Ladd McConkey at 5.07, his third receiver, leaving Breece Hall sitting there like furniture nobody wanted to carry up the stairs. |
| 6.04 | RBJadarian PriceSEA | 2,557 |
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Justin took Jadarian Price at 6.04, six spots early, his second running back, and left Javonte Williams sitting there like furniture nobody wanted to carry upstairs. |
| 7.07 | TEHarold FanninCLE | 2,666 |
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Justin spent 7.07 on Harold Fannin 12 spots early with Kyren Williams sitting there at 55th on the board, because a starting running back is less fun than a tight end nobody asked for. |
| 8.04 | QBTyler ShoughNO | Steal, taken 22 spots after FantasyCalc | 3,779 |
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Tyler Shough fell 22 spots into Justin's lap at 8.04, his second quarterback, and Justin will spend the rest of the year calling that research. |
| 9.07 | WRMakai LemonPHI | 2,262 |
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Justin spent 9.07 on Makai Lemon, three spots early, his fourth receiver, while Baker Mayfield sat unclaimed at 90th's expense as the 57th man on the board. |
| 10.04 | QBSam DarnoldSEA | 2,558 |
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Justin's third quarterback arrived at 10.04 in Sam Darnold, a 29-year-old who fell 12 spots, because nothing says contender like stockpiling arms you will never start. |
| 11.07 | RBBlake CorumLAR | 1,671 |
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Blake Corum at 11.07, exactly where FantasyCalc ranks him 107th: Justin did not make a pick, he took dictation, and passed on Malik Willis to do it. |
| 12.04 | QBTy SimpsonLAR | 2,022 |
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Justin used 12.04 on Ty Simpson, his fourth quarterback, a 23-year-old ranked QB28, because nothing says confidence like stockpiling arms you will never start. |
| 13.07 | WRAlec PierceIND | 1,748 |
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Justin waited until 13.07 to take Alec Pierce, who fell 21 spots into his lap, his fifth receiver, because a man with no plan occasionally trips over one. |
| 14.04 | WRCaleb DouglasMIA | 1,203 |
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Justin's sixth receiver came at 14.04, Caleb Douglas, taken on the nose with Michael Penix sitting there, because six wideouts is a collection and collections never win anything. |
| 15.07 | TEEli StowersPHI | 1,472 |
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Eli Stowers fell 21 spots into Justin's lap at 15.07 because nobody else wanted a second tight end, and Justin still reached out with both hands. |
| 16.04 | RBKaytron AllenMIA | Reach, taken 68 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 409 |
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Justin took Kaytron Allen 68 spots early at 16.04, his fourth running back, with Zach Charbonnet untouched on the board: a handcuff to a handcuff nobody wanted. |
| 17.07 | WRQuentin JohnstonLAC | Steal, taken 37 spots after FantasyCalc | 1,119 |
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Justin got Quentin Johnston at 17.07, a steal of 37, which is what happens when a man hoards receivers long enough that one eventually falls into his lap unsupervised. |
| 18.04 | RBTank BigsbyPHI | 599 |
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Justin reached 15 spots for Tank Bigsby, his fifth running back, chasing volume on a roster that already has enough of it to bury Alex. |
| 19.07 | RBJ.K. DobbinsDEN | 1,390 |
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Justin's J.K. Dobbins fell 36 spots to 19.07, his sixth running back, a run he extended for the third straight pick. |
| 20.04 | TEHunter HenryNE | 1,152 |
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Justin's third tight end, Hunter Henry at 20.04, fell 16 spots into a run he started and never needed to join. |
| 21.07 | RBDemond ClaiborneMIN | 468 |
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Justin's seventh running back, Demond Claiborne at 21.07, landed fair and nobody in this league will remember it by Thursday. |
| 22.04 | QBCade KlubnikNYJ | Reach, taken 63 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 408 |
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Justin reached 63 spots for Cade Klubnik at 22.04, the single worst pick in this table, by a man already holding a dead Pacheco pick. |
| 23.07 | RBIsiah PachecoDET | Reach, taken 52 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 243 |
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Justin reached 52 spots for Isiah Pacheco at 23.07, a running back so irrelevant his own team calls it a reach, which is generous. |
| 24.04 | WRTory HortonSEA | 478 |
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Justin reached 8 spots for Tory Horton at 24.04, his eighth receiver, proving he collects them like a man who never learned to let go. |
| 25.07 | WRRyan FlournoyDAL | 791 |
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Justin grabbed Ryan Flournoy at 25.07, his 9th wideout, a receiver room so bloated it needs its own roster. |
| 26.04 | TEEvan EngramDEN | 326 |
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Justin spent 26.04 on Evan Engram, a 32-year-old tight end, his lone move at the position screaming last resort. |
| 27.07 | WRJauan JenningsMIN | 289 |
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Justin closed the run at 27.07 with Jauan Jennings, a 29-year-old, his tenth receiver and his least defensible reason to still be picking them. |
| 28.04 | WRKevin ColemanMIA | 296 |
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Justin reached 23 spots for Kevin Coleman at 28.04, his 11th wideout, chasing volume he will never start. |
| 29.07 | QBTrey LanceLAC | Reach, taken 72 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 60 |
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Justin reached 72 spots for Trey Lance at pick 287, the second straight quarterback taken right there, on a team called Shough and Fhough that earned the name. |
| 30.04 | QBQuinn EwersJAX | 42 |
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Justin added Quinn Ewers 33 spots early, his seventh quarterback, a stockpile with no bench left to hide it on. |
| 31.07 | QBSpencer RattlerNO | 127 |
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Justin burned pick 307 on Spencer Rattler, 24 spots early, his eighth quarterback hoard in a league with two starting spots. |
| 32.04 | TENate BoerkircherJAX | -- |
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Justin grabbed Nate Boerkircher 30 spots early, his fifth tight end of the draft, like a hoarder who ran out of real options. |
| 33.07 | RBSamaje PerineCIN | 414 |
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Justin took Samaje Perine at pick 327, a 31-year-old, as his ninth running back, closing out a run of 4 nobody wanted started. |
| 34.04 | RBEmari DemercadoDAL | 76 |
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Justin reached negative 52 on Emari Demercado at pick 334, his tenth running back, hoarding bodies FantasyCalc already buried. |
Draft value61,626 · 4th in the league