Week 72026 season
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CarlosThe Mayeflower
Carlos sits 1st in the standings at 3-1 despite ranking 7th in total value, the definition of winning ugly with Drake Maye as his best asset.
Week 6
Carlos bid $0 on Corey Kiner and still beat Justin's $0, a pissing contest decided by whoever blinked last, and he had nothing invested either way.
Peter cut Tez Johnson, a 24-year-old FantasyCalc still values at 204, for CJ Daniels, a man FantasyCalc does not value at all, and paid nothing for the privilege of getting worse. Njigba's in Paris keeps burning its own furniture to stay warm, and Peter keeps lighting the match.
| Slot | Value |
|---|---|
| QBDrake MayeQB · NE · age 24 | 6,588 |
| QBJordan LoveQB · GB |
| What | Damage | |
|---|---|---|
| BenchLeft 72.3 points on the bench | 72.28 pts | |
Carlos left 72.3 points on his bench in week 4 while his 198.06 starters cruised, proving his best players were sitting next to him the whole time. | ||
Waivers, Oct 15 · Week 6
| Pick | Player | Vs FantasyCalc | Value | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1.01 | QBDrake MayeNE | Reach, taken 9 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 6,588 | |
Carlos held the 1.01, reached 9 spots for Drake Maye, and then watched Navid take Josh Allen at 1.02 from the next chair over. | ||||
| 4,264 |
| RBRhamondre StevensonRB · NE · age 28 | 1,982 |
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| RBKyren WilliamsRB · LAR · age 26 | 4,531 |
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| WRGeorge PickensWR · DAL · age 25 | 3,949 |
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| WRTetairoa McMillanWR · CAR · age 23 | 4,784 |
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| WRDeMario DouglasWR · NE · age 25 | 895 |
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| TEGeorge KittleTE · SF · age 33 | 2,611 |
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| FLEXTravis KelceTE · KC · age 37 | 1,692 |
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| FLEXCade OttonTE · TB · age 27 | 822 |
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| FLEXKenny GainwellRB · TB · age 27 | 981 |
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Starters33,099 value · average age 27.5
7th of 10 · 36 ranked, 0 unranked
Bars: share of the best room in the league at that position.
| Pos | Value |
|---|---|
| QBMatthew StaffordLAR · age 38 | 2,852 |
| QBJ.J. McCarthyNYG · age 23 | 1,526 |
| QBJoe MiltonOutPHI · age 26 | 1,084 |
| RBBreece HallOutNYJ · age 25 | 3,638 |
| RBSaquon BarkleyOutPHI · age 29 | 2,761 |
| RBChris RodriguezJAX · age 27 | 944 |
| RBIsaiah DavisNYJ · age 24 | 196 |
| RBCorey KinerNE · age 24 | 165 |
| RBTy JohnsonBUF · age 29 | 149 |
| WRParker WashingtonJAX · age 24 | 4,117 |
| WRTerry McLaurinOutWAS · age 31 | 1,747 |
| WRDeebo SamuelOutSF · age 30 | 1,395 |
| WRPat BryantIRDEN · age 23 | 1,153 |
| WRCourtland SuttonDEN · age 31 | 1,110 |
| WRKayshon BoutteHOU · age 24 | 488 |
| WRTyquan ThorntonIRKC · age 26 | 270 |
| TET.J. HockensonOutMIN · age 29 | 1,343 |
| TECole KmetCHI · age 27 | 209 |
| TETheo JohnsonOutNYG · age 25 | 168 |
| TEDawson KnoxBUF · age 29 | 79 |
Bench25,394 value · average age 27.2
Carlos bid $0 on Corey Kiner and still beat Justin's $0, a pissing contest decided by whoever blinked last, and he had nothing invested either way.
Peter cut Tez Johnson, a 24-year-old FantasyCalc still values at 204, for CJ Daniels, a man FantasyCalc does not value at all, and paid nothing for the privilege of getting worse. Njigba's in Paris keeps burning its own furniture to stay warm, and Peter keeps lighting the match.
Pick 21.10 · Round 21
Pick 21.10: The Mayeflower (Carlos) took Chris Rodriguez (RB). FantasyCalc rank 202, about right.
Pick 22.01 · Round 22
Pick 22.01: The Mayeflower (Carlos) took J.J. McCarthy (QB). FantasyCalc rank 231, about right.
Pick 23.10 · Round 23
Pick 23.10: The Mayeflower (Carlos) took Cade Otton (TE). FantasyCalc rank 210, about right.
Pick 24.01 · Round 24
Pick 24.01: The Mayeflower (Carlos) took DeMario Douglas (WR). FantasyCalc rank 246, about right.
Pick 25.10 · Round 25
Pick 25.10: The Mayeflower (Carlos) took Kimani Vidal (RB). FantasyCalc rank 278, about right.
Pick 26.01 · Round 26
Pick 26.01: The Mayeflower (Carlos) took Jaydon Blue (RB). FantasyCalc rank 308, a reach of 57 spots.
Pick 27.10 · Round 27
Pick 27.10: The Mayeflower (Carlos) took Xavier Legette (WR). FantasyCalc rank 280, about right.
| 2.10 | WRGeorge PickensDAL | Reach, taken 15 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 3,949 |
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Carlos took George Pickens 15 spots early at 2.10, a reach so deep he should have at least bought the man dinner first. |
| 3.10 | RBSaquon BarkleyPHI | Reach, taken 17 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 2,761 |
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Saquon Barkley, 29 years old, taken 17 spots early at 3.10, a reach so deep Carlos should have paid for dinner first. |
| 4.01 | WRTetairoa McMillanCAR | Reach, taken 7 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 4,784 |
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Carlos opened the fourth round reaching 7 spots for Tetairoa McMillan, his second receiver, a man who keeps buying the same thing and expecting a different roster. |
| 5.10 | RBBreece HallNYJ | 3,638 |
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Breece Hall fell seven spots to Carlos at 5.10, his second running back, and Carlos will call that a plan instead of nine other men falling asleep before him. |
| 6.01 | QBJordan LoveGB | 4,264 |
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Jordan Love sat unclaimed until 6.01 like a fort nobody bothered to besiege, and Carlos got his second quarterback six spots late because nobody else wanted QB14. |
| 7.10 | RBKyren WilliamsLAR | Steal, taken 15 spots after FantasyCalc | 4,531 |
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Carlos got Kyren Williams at 7.10, a steal of 15, his third running back, and the only thing he passed on was Tyler Shough, which is not passing on anything. |
| 8.01 | WRParker WashingtonJAX | 4,117 |
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Carlos took Parker Washington at 8.01, his third receiver, a fair price for a man FantasyCalc ranks 68th, while C.J. Stroud sat there at 56 unwanted. |
| 9.10 | QBMatthew StaffordLAR | 2,852 |
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Carlos spent 9.10 on a 38-year-old Matthew Stafford, his third quarterback, with Baker Mayfield sitting there unclaimed at FantasyCalc's 57th, because nothing says depth like collecting fossils. |
| 10.01 | TEGeorge KittleSF | 2,611 |
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At 10.01 Carlos reached 15 spots for George Kittle, age 32, and walked past Baker Mayfield at 57th: he drafted a tight end with a pension. |
| 11.10 | WRTerry McLaurinWAS | 1,747 |
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Carlos took Terry McLaurin at 11.10, his fourth receiver, a 31-year-old third wheel in a three-deep run on the position, and called that roster construction. |
| 12.01 | TETravis KelceKC | Reach, taken 34 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 1,692 |
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Carlos spent 12.01 on 36-year-old Travis Kelce, 34 spots early, his second tight end, with Malik Willis ranked 96th still sitting there: Carlos drafted a plaque. |
| 13.10 | RBRhamondre StevensonNE | 1,982 |
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Carlos spent 13.10 on Rhamondre Stevenson, his fourth running back, a 28-year-old who fell 12 spots, because nothing says planning like stockpiling legs with no mileage left. |
| 14.01 | WRDeebo SamuelSF | 1,395 |
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Carlos spent 14.01 on a 30-year-old Deebo Samuel, his fifth receiver, and walked past Michael Penix to do it: that is collecting, not drafting. |
| 15.10 | WRCourtland SuttonDEN | 1,110 |
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Carlos spent 15.10 on Courtland Sutton, his 6th receiver, a 30-year-old at WR60, with Zach Charbonnet sitting there unwanted, because depth means nothing if it's all the same guy aging. |
| 16.01 | TET.J. HockensonMIN | 1,343 |
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Carlos spent 16.01 on T.J. Hockenson, a 29-year-old tight end, his third at the position, while Zach Charbonnet sat there at a FantasyCalc rank of 128 waiting for a man with a plan. |
| 17.10 | WRPat BryantDEN | 1,153 |
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Carlos's seventh receiver, Pat Bryant, fell 8 spots to him at 17.10, which he will call scouting and everyone else will call luck. |
| 18.01 | RBKenny GainwellTB | 981 |
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Carlos landed Kenny Gainwell at fair value, his fifth running back, the quietest pick of the round from the loudest hoarder in the league. |
| 19.10 | WRKayshon BoutteHOU | 488 |
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Carlos added his eighth wideout, Kayshon Boutte, at 19.10, a fair value that changes absolutely nothing about his running back obsession. |
| 20.01 | QBShedeur SandersCLE | 924 |
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Carlos took Shedeur Sanders 26 spots late at 20.01, his fourth quarterback, hedging a position he clearly doesn't trust himself to solve. |
| 21.10 | RBChris RodriguezJAX | 944 |
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Carlos took Chris Rodriguez at pick 21.10, his sixth running back, hoarding bodies like a man who's never trusted a bench in his life. |
| 22.01 | QBJ.J. McCarthyNYG | 1,526 |
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Carlos reached 20 spots for J.J. McCarthy at 22.01, his fifth quarterback, closing out this round the same way he opened it: late and wrong. |
| 23.10 | TECade OttonTB | 822 |
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Carlos somehow stole Cade Otton 20 spots late at 23.10, which is the only pick all draft that makes you wonder if he was paying attention. |
| 24.01 | WRDeMario DouglasNE | 895 |
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Carlos reached 15 spots for DeMario Douglas at 24.01, his ninth receiver, a pick that says the wire already had better options and he ignored them twice. |
| 25.10 | RBKimani VidalLAC | 1,038 |
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Carlos also reached 28 spots for Kimani Vidal at 25.10, his 7th running back, a man who apparently collects them out of spite. |
| 26.01 | RBJaydon BluePHI | Reach, taken 57 spots ahead of FantasyCalc | 127 |
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Carlos reached 57 spots for Jaydon Blue at 26.01, his 8th running back, letting Ollie Gordon fall right into Navid's lap. |
| 27.10 | WRXavier LegetteCAR | 169 |
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Carlos kept the run alive at 27.10 with Xavier Legette, 10 spots early, his tenth wide receiver in a draft with no end in sight. |
| 28.01 | TETheo JohnsonNYG | 168 |
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Carlos reached 35 spots for Theo Johnson at 28.01, his fifth tight end hunt, still looking for the one he already has. |
| 29.10 | WRAndrei IosivasCIN | 52 |
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Carlos took Andrei Iosivas 51 spots early at pick 29.10, his 11th wide receiver, a man collecting jerseys instead of a roster. |
| 30.01 | QBJoe MiltonPHI | 1,084 |
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Carlos closed round 30 on Joe Milton, 23 spots early, a quarterback FantasyCalc won't even rank for value. |
| 31.10 | TECole KmetCHI | 209 |
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Carlos then stole Cole Kmet 42 spots below rank, proof he can draft fine when he isn't busy taking his twelfth wideout. |
| 32.01 | WRTyquan ThorntonKC | 270 |
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Carlos landed Tyquan Thornton only 2 spots off his rank, the one almost-defensible pick in a draft full of them. |
| 33.10 | RBIsaiah DavisNYJ | 196 |
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One pick earlier, Carlos reached 6 spots on Isaiah Davis, his ninth running back, in a run of 4 he fed himself. |
| 34.01 | TEJack EndriesCIN | 91 |
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Carlos reached 27 spots on Jack Endries at pick 331, his seventh tight end swing, still missing. |
Draft value60,501 · 7th in the league