DK Metcalf and Roman Wilson Fucked Devante and the Commissioner From the Bench

Before the walls of Troy, Achilles, the best fighter the Greeks had, sat in his tent over a stolen prize and played the lyre while Hector drove the army back to the beach and set fire to the ships. The Greeks bled for weeks watching their one real weapon sit on a cot. Ethan did it on a Thursday, with Roman Wilson. Wilson put up 16.4 on the commissioner's bench while Ethan started Denzel Boston for 12.9, and Achilles at least sat out to spite a greedy king. Ethan is the king, and he benched himself.

Aaron Rodgers, a 21.01 pick, put up 29.96 for Matthew. Matthew answered by leaving Darnell Washington's 13.2 on his bench, the same crime as the 57.4 he left there in week 3, just smaller and more personal.

The most banked belongs to Navid at 37.52, and he still sat Pat Freiermuth and KC Concepcion so they could watch. Hoarder.

DK Metcalf put up 16.5 on Devante's bench and absolutely fucked the man who benched him. Roman Wilson did the same to Ethan from the commissioner's own bench, which makes Devante and the man who wrote the rules the same idiot twice. ETHAN BENCHED THE BETTER RECEIVER AND HE WROTE THE RULES.

Jaylen Warren gave Brandon 15.6 against an 18.58 projection, the worst shortfall of the night, and Brandon is still the favorite only because Navid exists.

Harold Fannin gave Justin 13.2, the exact number Matthew refused to take from Darnell Washington on his own bench.

Zero is what Peter got from Will Howard and Drew Allar, a quarterback room he topped off by paying $31 for Case Keenum when nobody else bid. Anish got the same zero from Dylan Sampson, Rico Dowdle and Eli Heidenreich, and Carlos got it from Shedeur Sanders. Furniture.